Trickle down markenomics. Bifurcate. Remuneration. These are the kind of words we won’t stand for. We have a policy that we talk like people. When anyone breaks out the big 10-cent word or ridiculous biz speak (“I’ll ping you later?” How about I’ll punch you now?), they get fined 25 cents and have their name scrawled in the annals of the biz speak fine program notepad. It’s written in Sharpie so it’s FOREVER.